British football terrace culture has been blended with traditional Japanese literature by a Wolverhampton writer who has launched his first book.
Matt Eccles has released his cheekily named book, Who the F*cking Hell Haiku?, which features a haiku poem for each of the 92 clubs in the English Premier and Football League.
The author started writing the three-line poems – set out in a five-seven-five syllable pattern – to give him something to do while working in the USA and also when travelling on his own.
Mr Eccles said he wanted to share his experiences as a football fan with others and decided to create a new quiz format where others can get involved.
“I’ve travelled a lot for work, and I’ve spent a lot of time in American hotels, and I thought I needed to do something,” he said.
“So I just wrote a few for some friends, and it just developed into writing one for each team.”
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The book title is a play on words of a popular football chant
Mr Eccles said he had written poems for 91 teams, having forgotten Championship side Hull City.
He said his final poem turned out to be one of his favourites, referencing manager Phil Brown’s famous half-time team talk that he gave after his team found themselves 4-0 down at half-time to Man City on Boxing Day in 2008.
“I think the book has given back to me as much as I’ve put into the book,” he said.
“I think I wanted to share my experiences with other fans, and I think fans from their own teams will get their own haikus, but there should be four or five that are curveballs.”
Mr Eccles said he wanted to “create a conversation” with the book to get people talking about their experience of the football league and sharing answers in the same way children would swap Panini stickers – which featured everything from footballers to Disney, Barbie to bands – in the playground 20 years ago.
When we’re not outdoors, we get our adventure fix by exploring social media and the web. Here are some of the best adventure links we’ve discovered this week.
Mountain Biker Rides Kilimanjaro: Daniel Cristancho (22), a mountain bike guide and up-and-coming rider, hiked up Mount Kilimanjaro just so that he could ride back down. The catch: you have to carry the bike to the top. After four days hiking with filmmaker friends through the five distinct climate zones, they topped out. What followed was a “spectacular as it was brutal” 26km descent.
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Why Climbing Mentors Still Matter: Paulina Peña found her climbing mentor when she was 10. Her first coach introduced her to multi-pitch climbs, competitions, and the climbing community. She reflects on the importance of mentors. Mentors turn daunting firsts into memories, offer encouragement, and remind us that climbing happily matters just as much as climbing harder.
Eugene Espy Has Died: Eugene ‘Gene’ Espy passed away on August 22 at 97. He was the second person to thru-hike the entire Appalachian Trail, and at least one historian thinks he may have been the first person to complete the trail in full.
In 1951, when Espy departed from Mount Oglethorpe, the trail did not exist as it does today. There were few route markers, thick undergrowth, and he could go a week without seeing anyone. He made it to the north terminus in 123 days, an impressive time even by today’s standards.
Solo hiking versus hiking with a partner
Here’s What I Learned on My First Solo Trip: After years of trekking and more than 17,000km covered with his wife, Grayson Currin decided to set out on a solo challenge. He wanted to complete the 340km Tahoe Rim Trail in under a week. Without his usual partner to lean on, every detail fell on him.
Currin wondered if solo hiking would be more meaningful than thru-hikes with a partner, or if it would change his perspective on the hobby. It didn’t, and he realised they are completely different activities. He liked proving he could do it alone, but also couldn’t wait for his next thru-hike with his wife.
14-Year-Old Saves Paddleboarder: In April, paddleboarder Gavin Bowden (60) wiped out on a powerful wave at Saunton Sands in Devon, UK. The board whipped around and struck him above the forehead, briefly paralysing him.
Oscar McCrae sprang into action. A member of the local life-saving club since he was six, 14-year-old McCrae hauled Bowden onto his board and then held him there in rough waves. Unable to get to shore, they had to wait half an hour for a rescue boat.
Oscar McCrae signaled ‘surfer in distress’ to his father on shore after getting to Bowden. Photo: Neil Phillips
The US stock market’s been a fairly strong performer so far in 2025, delivering an 11% total return since the start of January when looking at the S&P 500. But while double-digit gains are always worth celebrating, many institutional investors are now warning of an incoming market correction.
The chief analysts at Morgan Stanley, Deutsche Bank, Evercore, Societe Generale, and even several leading hedge funds are becoming bearish about what could be on the horizon. And while there are some varying opinions on severity, the general consensus points towards a 5-15% potential correction.
So what’s driving this negative short-term outlook? And what can investors do to prepare in case these bearish predictions turn out to be true?
The top concerns right now revolve around the emerging impact of tariffs, economic weakness, and stretched valuations.
The latest inflation data from the US shows that manufacturers are holding off on passing higher input costs to consumers. But this delay is only expected to be temporary, with costs eventually being passed on to consumers – something that’s already started happening in specific sectors like food and electronics.
The fear is that these rising costs will put pressure on consumer spending, leading to slower economic growth and weaker business earnings.
That’s problematic for most companies. But it’s especially dangerous for investors holding shares in businesses trading at enormous premiums based on future growth. And with the S&P 500’s price-to-earnings (P/E) ratio now just over 27 versus its long-term historical average of 16, it’s easy to see why institutional investors are starting to get nervous.
It’s important to remember that forecasts and never set in stone. The stock market’s notoriously difficult to predict, especially in the short term. And there remains the possibility that production gains from artificial intelligence (AI) investments could deliver wider margins in the coming quarters allowing earnings to catch up with stock prices.
But let’s assume the worst and say a correction’s coming. There are still plenty of smart investments that can be made. Not every US stock is grossly overvalued, and Morgan Stanley has recommended exploring opportunities in defensive sectors like healthcare.
One potential example to consider could be Johnson & Johnson (NYSE:JNJ). The healthcare giant has:
A diversified revenue stream across medtech and pharmaceuticals that benefits from resilient demand
A well-funded balance sheet with $18.9bn of cash & equivalents to weather any potential slowdown
An impressive innovation pipeline of new treatments to support future growth
But importantly, Johnson & Johnson shares aren’t absurdly overpriced compared to other S&P 500 stocks, with its forward P/E ratio sitting at an undemanding 16.5.
To be clear, the healthcare giant isn’t a guaranteed winner. Like many of its peers, Johnson & Johnson has several key patents expiring over the next five years that could put pressure on sales. And tariffs on raw materials like steel and aluminium do have an indirect impact, given they could drive up the cost of critical equipment needed for drug research and manufacturing.
Nevertheless, investors concerned about a US market correction may still want to take a close look at this defensive enterprise.
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Mr Caldwell (left) has been a consistent supporter of Driving Ukraine since it was set up by Mr Watt
A pick-up truck donated to the Ukrainian war effort by former world championship winning Formula 1 team manager Alastair Caldwell has been filmed defending its capital city Kyiv.
Mr Caldwell donated the vehicle via the volunteer organisation Driving Ukraine, which has delivered 241 vehicles, organised 46 convoys and raised more than £1.6m to help the country.
The former McLaren manager and Maidenhead resident, who oversaw James Hunt’s 1976 world championship win, delivered the Toyota Hilux to Lviv in July.
Driving Ukraine was set up in 2022 by the then 21-year-old Fynn Watt, from Deddington, Oxfordshire, who put his degree apprenticeship on hold to drive supplies to the country.
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Mr Caldwell (right) oversaw James Hunt’s 1976 world championship win
Mr Watt was given the highest civilian honour a volunteer can receive from the Ukrainian military in 2023 and earlier this year was given a golden medal by Lviv City Council for his efforts.
Mr Caldwell praised Mr Watt’s work, which he has been a consistent supporter of.
He knows Mr Watt’s father Angus through his ownership of classic car company Greatworth Classics, based near Banbury.
“Fynn’s doing a great job and it has snowballed. It’s a fantastic organisation and a very good thing,” Mr Caldwell said.
He gave half of about £100,000 raised by the auction of four classic cars to Driving Ukraine earlier this year, with the other half going to Thames Hospice.
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The Toyota formed part of Driving Ukraine’s 45th convoy and it has since completed its 46th
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Footage shared by Driving Ukraine showed the donated vehicle being used in the Ukraine war effort
“Lviv is the very west so it gets attacked but not like the east,” Mr Caldwell told BBC Radio Berkshire about the delivery of the vehicles in July.
“We did have an air raid warning while we were there. I didn’t really feel under threat myself but I know that it would make some people nervous.”
Mr Watt added: “Since the beginning, Driving Ukraine has been about action, not standing and watching.
“Alastair’s career and life was about action and he brought that to us, his support shows how one person’s commitment can ripple outward, from Maidenhead to Kyiv, protecting entire cities.
“This vehicle represents our mission, turning generosity and courage to do what’s right into life-saving action.”
James Skelly and Nick Power of Wirral band The Coral
A new documentary about Merseyside indie band The Coral is a “coming-of-age portrait of six friends”, its director has said.
Dreaming of You: The Making of The Coral, had its premiere screening on The Wirral, where the band is from, on Friday at The Light cinema ahead of its nationwide release on 12 September.
Director James Slater said the film, which is narrated by the band, follows The Coral’s six original members from their childhood in Hoylake to becoming “this really influential band”.
He said: “For me, The Coral are a little bit unheralded in terms of the influence they’ve had on many bands, many artists.”
“There was something different about them, they had their own inner language,” he said.
The Coral, who were formed in 1996 and became a five-piece after the departure of guitarist Bill Ryder-Jones in 2008, broke on to the British indie music scene with their single Dreaming of You in 2002 from their Mercury Music Prize-nominated debut album.
‘Our own world’
They were also nominated for three Brit Awards, and have gone on to release 12 albums.
Frontman James Skelly said the film featured archival footage the band filmed themselves over years, which captured the importance of their friendship.
“It was more about the friendship than anything else,” he said.
“Music was just a by-product.”
Skelly said the group came together because they did not fit in anywhere else when they were growing up.
He said: “We were the freaks that the freaks did want to hang around with.
“We weren’t quite lads, but we weren’t quite art school or trust fund kids, so we had our own little world.”
Skelly said, as well as friendship, the band’s home had also been a major influence on the music.
“There’s something about the twitching curtain aspect of suburbia I’ve always been drawn to in art,” he said.
“And I could never be away from the sea, I think I’d feel its call wherever I went.”
Annie and the Caldwells appeared at the church in August
“Music is the heart and soul of this place,” says Reverend Mike Trotman as he reflects on his church being used as a venue for midweek live gigs.
The 19th Century St Peter’s Church in Parkstone, Poole, has been hosting a series of sell-out gigs with performers on a stage on the nave, under its large vaulted ceiling.
At a time when musicians are struggling with a lack of venues, it introduces a 400-seat-capacity setting to the local music scene.
Rev Trotman admitted the idea “raised a few eyebrows” when he was initially approached by a music promoter.
The collaboration with the Warm agency has brought artists such as acclaimed Mississippi family band Annie and the Caldwells and Watford indie folk-duo, The Staves.
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The church has hosted a series of sell-out concerts
Although the vicar described himself as a music lover, he insisted the “right” kind of music was needed in the church.
“Maybe thrash metal is a no,” he said.
He said the church has been “flourishing” since the series began.
“I think it actually deepens our role because it enhances the beauty, the sense of gathering, and the sense of being a community in this space.
“I’m not going to lie, it does put some money in the coffers and it helps to actually sustain us as a functioning church, and it keeps the show on the road on Sundays.”
Classed as a major parish church, its size means St Peter’s is known locally as “Poole’s cathedral”.
“It’s designed to create a sense of awe and wonder as we look down the nave, it’s a really special place,” the vicar added.
“It’s really exciting that people still identify this as being their church.
“And churches are designed to be a community hub and a cultural hub and it’s great that we’re getting new, old and familiar faces returning.”
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The Staves were among the first artists to appear at St Peter’s Church
For the musicians, it makes a change from typical concert venues.
Folk duo The Staves described the church as “a gorgeous space”.
Camilla Staveley-Taylor said: “It’s just a beautiful room – really large, high ceilings and loads of reverb, which is everything you want when you’re singing harmonies together.
“It makes one voice sound huge. And it makes two voices sound even bigger.”
They admit playing in a church can be testing.
Her sister Jessica said: “I think the challenge sometimes is to make the audience relax, because there’s a certain mindset that if you’re going into church, you’re going to be quiet and well behaved.
“So I think we try and just put people at ease and say, ‘it’s a gig, we can chill’.
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The 19th Century church is known as ‘Poole’s cathedral’
Figures from the Music Venue Trust show that on average two grassroots music venues per month are permanently closing across the UK, and over two fifths ran at a loss in the last year.
Camilla Staveley-Taylor said: “Especially post-Covid, lots of the small and mid-sized venues died out
“They’re just the lifeblood of what we do. We need them,
“Especially as people don’t buy records anymore, playing live is incredibly important and having a place to do that and new places like this is really, really important.”
With forthcoming acts including Tom Smith from Editors, Fionn Regan and Chartreuse, promoter Ali Tillett is already looking at booking dates well into 2026.
“There isn’t anything of this size in terms of venue in the local area, and that’s why they love it,” he said.
“It’s very hard to find amazing spaces. And that’s the best thing about this place is it’s unique.
“And just seeing from the first concert how people come into the church and how they embrace it is remarkable and it’s so lovely to see.”
London Underground staff have started a five-day walkout over pay and conditions.
Members of the Rail, Maritime and Transport (RMT) union are carrying out rolling action over pay and fatigue management, and have asked for a 32-hour week.
There will be limited service until 18:00 BST on Sunday and little or no service between Monday and Thursday. The Elizabeth line and the Overground will operate as normal but are expected to be much busier, along with buses and roads.
Transport for London (TfL) has offered a 3.4% pay rise and said it “welcomes further engagement with our unions”, but said a reduction in the contractual 35-hour week “is neither practical nor affordable”.
The HSBC (LSE: HSBA) share price has been cooking with gas lately. It’s up 45% over the past 12 months and more than 200% over five years, with dividends on top.
It’s not the only FTSE 100 bank to deliver strong gains. Barclays, Lloyds, and NatWest have also climbed hard. Yet HSBC offers something different, as it’s a play on Asia, where it earns around 55% of its revenues. The surprising thing is how robust it’s been, powering ahead even as China’s banking sector and property market struggle.
It’s even withstood growing tensions between Beijing and Washington. A few years ago, I decided to avoid HSBC for fear of the political fallout. Given subsequent stellar performance, that has to go down as a mistake. The bank has tried to manage the east-west split by effectively splitting into two operations. That’s given it some breathing space, but the danger hasn’t disappeared. Being listed in London and tied to Beijing is never going to be straightforward.
HSBC’s half-year results on 30 July showed profit falling by $5.7bn to $15.8bn, amid a $2.1bn hit from its stake in China’s Bank of Communications. It also took a $400m knockback on Hong Kong’s commercial property market, where oversupply continues to drag on rents and values.
The board nonetheless announced another bumper $3bn share buyback and said it was well-placed to handle ongoing uncertainty, including the threat of tariffs. Lending demand may stay muted for the rest of the year, but management expects its wealth division to power on.
It was hard to get a proper grip on the numbers, which were skewed by one-off items. This is a sprawling operation, and investors like me can only get a loose handle on how things are really going. That applies to every bank, but even more so with a global behemoth like HSBC. Trade, geopolitics, macro economics threats, regulatory issues – there’s always a threat to the banks but HSBC’s are on a bigger scale than its UK-focused rivals.
HSBC shares still look reasonably priced even after their strong run. The stock trades on a trailing price-to-earnings ratio of 10.3, while the price-to-book value stands at 0.9.
Income seekers may be tempted. HSBC is forecast to yield 5.2% next year, with cover of 2.1. The share buybacks should add further shareholder value. Operating margins of 44.6% impressed in the latest period, and forecasts suggest they could hit 49.6% in the year ahead.
After such a strong rally, HSBC surely has to pause for breath. Analysts seem to think we’re there. Consensus forecasts don’t expect much movement from today’s price of around 961p over the next year. Growth forecasts are healthier for Barclays, Lloyds, and NatWest, typically around the 15% mark.
Of the 19 analysts covering HSBC, just six rate it a Buy, while 12 suggest Holding. Only one says Sell. After its rise, HSBC may be due a quieter spell. I’d suggest keeping an eye on it, and maybe even considering buying on a dip. As ever, with a long-term view.
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Dolly Mavies says her band were “suspicious” because of heavy security at the gig venue
“It was quite a small action but it had a really big ripple effect.”
Dolly Mavies found herself at the centre of worldwide media attention when she pulled out of a gig after a tip-off the US Vice-President JD Vance could be attending.
The folk-rock singer-songwriter and her band chose to leave the venue in Daylesford, near Kingham, and she says she was inundated with supportive messages and received a big boost in social media followers after news of their decision spread across the globe.
Someone familiar with the vice-president’s plans has told the BBC he did not attend the gig, and had never planned to, though it has been widely reported that he was at the venue that day.
The north Oxfordshire musician, whose real name is Molly Davies, says she and her band were “suspicious” when they turned up at the venue, situated in a farm shop and there was a “lot of security around, which there isn’t normally, and then a huge convoy of police motorbikes and very big cars”.
Afterwards Molly posted a short video about her experience online, and “shared it with a few followers and people we know, and then it went into the news, and made its way all the way to the White House”.
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The folk-rock singer-songwriter released her debut album last year
Molly says this exposure led to her receiving “wonderful comments and support from people all across the world”.
She adds: “Obviously there’s an overwhelming sense of support in America… I think for a lot of American people there’s a lot of uncertainty, and a lot of people are scared, and it was amazing to feel like they’d been heard.”
Molly also received some comments accusing her of a PR stunt.
“We definitely didn’t do that at all,” she says. “If we were that clever we would have done something before now.”
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Molly, who released her debut album The Calm & The Storm last year, says though she received criticism for her actions, “nobody’s ever going to agree with everybody, and that’s totally fine”.
“It riled some people up and that’s for them to decide… but I do think it’s really interesting because in the grand scheme of things we just chose not to do something.
“We could’ve done something much more extravagant… leaving is the most peaceful way of protest in some way.”
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Vice President Vance’s trip included several official engagements