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  • Kathy Maniura: ‘I’ve played a paper straw, a nervous smoke alarm and now a middle-aged cycling man’ | Comedy

    Kathy Maniura: ‘I’ve played a paper straw, a nervous smoke alarm and now a middle-aged cycling man’ | Comedy

    Why did you get into comedy?
    I’ve always loved making people laugh. I was raised on a diet of sketch shows (French and Saunders, Mitchell and Webb, Monty Python) and took any opportunity I could to be silly for an audience. I have a vivid memory of a very elaborate performance of We Three Kings for the Year 5 talent show (“sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, DYING!”) – I won. I’m drawn to big, playful characters – wigs, costumes, silly voices. At uni I started doing sketch comedy and never really stopped.

    How would you describe what you do?
    Gentle absurdity. It’s a silly good-natured sending up of recognisable things. In my last show, I brought to life a series of inanimate objects – including an annoying Californian paper straw, a pathetic electric scooter desperate to be unlocked, and an incredibly anxious, sensitive smoke alarm. My new hour merges this kind of absurd character comedy with drag. I’m pretending to be a middle-aged cycling man, complete with Lycra bulges, devastating divorce, outrageous income and zero emotional intelligence.

    What inspired the show?
    I used to cycle to work through central London, wearing jeans like a normal person, and I’d be overtaken by these guys all kitted out in the gear and I would just think to myself … surely, surely they cannot be cycling much further than me. Where are they going? From their central London flat to their slightly more central London office? Why won’t they put their feet down at the traffic lights? Are they OK?

    Around a similar time, I became aware of drag kings as an art form (like drag queens, but performing heightened masculinity instead). I was so energised, inspired and amazed watching the iconic drag king collective Pecs and the Man Up! competition. It’s such an exciting, varied, DIY, punky art form and I started to wonder if I had a drag king character in me. The two ideas combined, and The Cycling Man was born …

    ‘Try and fail!’ … Kathy Maniura. Photograph: Akta Photography

    What’s been one of your all-time favourite gigs?
    Sometimes the weird gigs are the most unexpectedly fun. Last summer I did a spot at a small festival. I was with some brilliant comedians (Rosalie Minnitt, Lorna Rose Treen and Emily Bampton). We turned up and the person on the stage before us was giving a very earnest presentation about his research into arctic foxes. Getting into drag in the cold backstage area of the tent listening to the lecture I thought, ah – they may not be in the mood for absurd character comedy after this. How wrong I was! The audience were wonderful, and all the more wonderful for defying our expectations. That’s a pro and con of the job – you never know quite what you’re going to get until you turn up for a show.

    Can you recall a gig so bad, it’s now funny?
    When I was doing a show with my comedy partner Derek Mitchell, we booked a spot at one of the stages on the Royal Mile in Edinburgh. It’s the main flyering thoroughfare during the fringe and there’s an open-air stage for acts to perform a snippet of their show. Lovely, in theory. Except what does well on that stage is juggling and a cappella singing, not alternative sketch comedy. I performed a solo piece – a wordy parody song. It was raining. The small crowd quickly dispersed. Derek laughed his head off as the light left my eyes while I continued to perform. There were two other people watching under an umbrella – my parents.

    Any bugbears from the world of comedy?
    There’s still a lot of unpaid and poorly paid gigs, many of which you travel for and, while the Edinburgh fringe itself is still seen as a rite of passage, it’s becoming prohibitively expensive. Many working-class comedians can’t do it. A lot of comedy spaces are inaccessible in other ways – male dominated, all white, in basements or upstairs in old pubs. It puts comedians in marginalised groups at a huge disadvantage in an industry that’s already hard work.

    Worst advice you’ve ever been given?
    A prospective agent once said to me that if you have a day job you like, you’re a “hobbyist”. Actually, creative work doesn’t have to be torture, and I think the idea that creative brilliance is born of hardship and that you have to give up everything to pursue your dreams is actually pretty toxic. That person did not become my agent!

    What’s an important lesson you’ve learned from being a standup?
    To try and fail! The only way you get better at comedy is by saying a joke out loud, in front of people, and seeing what happens. Once you’ve bombed a decent number of times, you learn that dying doesn’t actually mean dying.

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  • Freddie Flintoff’s Field of Dreams returns for a third series

    Freddie Flintoff’s Field of Dreams returns for a third series

    The critically acclaimed, Bafta nominated and RTS award winning Freddie Flintoff’s Field of Dreams is back for a third series with sporting legend Freddie Flintoff taking on an even tougher challenge.

    Determined to prove that his previous success wasn’t a one off, having created a cricket team like no other in his hometown of Preston and taken them on a life changing tour to India, he’s now set his sights on a much more ambitious plan.

    Freddie wants to supersize the project right across the North West of England: He’ll attempt to form boys teams in Manchester and Liverpool while also attempting to create his first ever girls team in Blackpool at a club without any youth teams. Can he prove his blueprint for a league of dreams can work against a backdrop of a lack of funding, uninspired teens and derelict cricket clubs?

    Joining Freddie in an extended coaching team is former Lancashire fast bowler Kyle Hogg and new recruit, current England Women’s international player Kate Cross.

    Clare Sillery, Head of Commissioning BBC Documentaries says “Freddie Flintoff has proved himself an exceptional role model. To see his passion for and commitment to cricket shine through and the transformational impact it has had on the lives of the lads from Preston playing on his team has been incredible to witness. I’m so pleased that he is back for another series building on the success of the last one.”

    Freddie Flintoff’s Field of Dreams was commissioned for BBC One and iPlayer by Clare Sillery, BBC Head of Commissioning, Documentaries. The series is produced by South Shore, and the Executive Producers are Andrew Mackenzie and Naomi Templeton. The BBC Commissioning Editor is Fran Baker.

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  • The decline of small Romanian cinemas / Romania / Areas / Homepage

    The decline of small Romanian cinemas / Romania / Areas / Homepage

    Plaza Romania Shopping Mall, Bucharest @ Radu Bercan/Shutterstock


    Romania has the lowest number of cinemas per capita in Europe. Of the more than 400 cinemas that existed after communism, most have been closed or converted. Modern multiplexes in shopping malls do not compensate for the loss of neighborhood cinemas, places of culture and identity

    In 2024, Romania had, according to data from the Statistical Yearbook of Cinematography, 108 active cinemas. Is that few or many?

    An article published by Thrillist in November last year, which went quite viral on the internet, tried to answer the question “What is each European country worse at?”. While Italy “took the lead” in tax evasion and France, for example, in poor knowledge of the English language, Romania stood out for having the lowest number of cinemas per capita: only 3.8 cinemas per million inhabitants.

    “Can you imagine what it was like the day Guardians of the Galaxy came out?”, wrote Thrillist. “The lines must have been hundreds of meters long, and no one wanted to sit in the front row.”

    The irony is that if you look at the statistics of recent years without considering the local and historical reality, the situation might not even seem so dire. In fact, the number of cinemas has remained fairly stable or even slightly increasing.

    To really grasp the meaning of this phenomenon, you have to go back in time — much further than 2009. To its credit, Romania, despite communism, censorship and a history that was anything but forgiving, has cultivated a vibrant cultural scene. In 1990, just after the fall of the regime, the country still had 430 movie theaters.

    The 1989 revolution opened the doors to freedom of expression and the Western world, but it also left a trail of disorder in its wake: the post-communist administration found itself having to reorganize entire sectors from scratch, including the cultural sector.

    The reins of the movie theaters were taken by RADEF – the Independent Directorate for the Distribution and Exhibition of Films, known as RomaniaFilm. But the dream of a cultural revival soon collided with reality: inefficient management, limited funding and total political disinterest. The result? Year after year, those theaters — once the beating heart of the communities — began to fall apart. Culture quickly slipped into the background; in a radically changed world, the priorities were survival and adaptation, certainly not the preservation of cultural heritage. 

    The slow decline of Romanian movie theaters reached its turning point in 2008, with the approval of Law 303, which transferred the management of the theaters from RADEF to local authorities — namely, municipalities and county councils. From then on, the fate of each theater depended on the political will and cultural sensitivity of individual territories. Some administrations have chosen to invest in their conservation, transforming these spaces into meeting places or small community theaters. In the most fortunate cases, the halls have found a second life. But it has not always been this way. Many buildings have been converted into bingo halls, places of worship, clubs, discos or shops. Others, more sadly, have been left closed, walled up or forgotten, condemned to a slow decay between infiltrations, dust and silence.

    Cinema Patria, Bucharest © Iulius Cornelius

    Today, walking through the streets of Bucharest, we find ourselves surrounded by still tangible traces of history. Some of these old movie theaters are still standing, resisting time, but they bear the signs of abandonment. They are fragments of urban memory that speak, but without a voice.

    The rise of real estate interest in buildings located downtown, often of great architectural value, has accelerated the decline. Then there is the invasion of cable TV, video cassettes, DVDs, pirated films, and finally shopping malls: each new convenience has stolen audiences from the old theaters, one screening at a time.

    And yet, as we said at the beginning, the numbers tell a paradox: in the last 10-15 years, the theaters have increased. Yes, but these are modern multiplexes in malls — temples of consumption where blockbusters, comfort and caramel popcorn reign. A glossy experience, light years away from the rough charm of the old neighborhood movie theaters.

    Circ al foamei, Rahova @ Joe Mabel, Wikipedia

    “Do you know what these shopping centers, so-called Malls, really are?”, architect Ileana Apostol tells me. “They are the old hunger circles. That’s what they were called, in the days of Ceaușescu, those large buildings with domes, designed as centers for the rationed distribution of food, at a time when finding food was a real feat. “It wasn’t to do good,” she specifies, “but to control access to food.” Many of those buildings, never completed during the communist regime, were reconverted into malls years later. Places created to manage scarcity, now transformed into temples of consumption.

    They have simply changed their face, but they still maintain — in a subtle way — the same logic of consumption and dependence.

    The real problem is not that there is a lack of movie theaters. The tragedy is that an important piece of our history is slowly disappearing before our eyes. What do we do with these spaces full of memory and beauty? And, above all, what happens to the people in small towns, where there may be a mall, but no real cinema — no place to see an arthouse film, a documentary, a festival title?

    “Whenever we look for theaters for the One World Romania festival,” director Alexandru Solomon tells Euronews , “the options in Bucharest are surprisingly few. Apart from the multiplexes, there are only three or four central theaters where you can show art films or less commercial European films.”

    For Solomon, the problem is also cultural: “You have to read to form a taste, an appetite for certain things. The same goes for cinema: if you don’t have the opportunity to see it, how can you say that auteur cinema — which can sometimes seem pretentious — is not something you need? Many avoid it, convinced that it is boring or difficult,” he adds, “but that is not the case.”

    Not everyone wants (or can) experience cinema only in large shopping malls. The old neighborhood cinemas had a function, an identity. Some still do. A group of Romanian activists fought for a long time to save the Favorit cinema, in the Dru ul Taberei neighborhood in Bucharest. Unfortunately, they didn’t succeed, but in the end the current mayor of the district managed to start a project to build a cultural center in place of the ruins of the old Favorit.

    Favorit Hub, Bucharest @ Iulia Costea

    “It’s a shame that state cinemas have been abolished or reconverted,” Bogdan Movileanu, who has been involved for years at the Romanian National Film Archive, tells me. “But life is also adaptation, so we must also consider the positive aspects”.

    Of course, the building itself and the history of a place also have their value. “Sitting in the theater,” Bogdan says, “I sometimes think about how a space is occupied over time by people who, even if they don’t know each other, still develop a bond. Cinema has a particular physical existence, its own personality that feeds on the emotions of those who pass through it. Within its walls, someone has laughed or cried. Ultimately, the connection between architecture, cinematography and spectators is more important than it seems.”

    Having moderated over 50 meetings with the public at the end of screenings at the Eforie cinema in Bucharest last year, Bogdan was able to observe how different people’s attitudes are in front of the big screen. He came to the conclusion that, regardless of the screen on which a film is projected, the most decisive one remains that of our mind and our limits of understanding.

    As dear Bob Dylan used to say, “The times they are a-changin’”. Times always change, and we change with them.

     

    This publication has been produced within the Collaborative and Investigative Journalism Initiative (CIJI ), a project co-funded by the European Commission. The contents of this publication are the sole responsibility of Osservatorio Balcani Caucaso Transeuropa and do not reflect the views of the European Union. Go to the project page


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  • Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ready to play ‘trump card’ if peace talks stall

    Prince Harry, Meghan Markle ready to play ‘trump card’ if peace talks stall

    Prince Harry, Meghan Markle next trick revealed if King Charles peace talks fail

    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have another trick up their sleeves in case their peace talks with King Charles fail, a new report has revealed.

    According to a royal commentator, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex can you a “trump card” if their reconciliation efforts go in vain.

    In a conversation with Royal Insider, royal commentator Richard Fitzwilliams said that the couple may strategically use the invitation to the Invictus Games as a tactical advantage.

    “However, the invitation to Invictus, an important military charity, is a trump card which the Sussexes will use, and they can, as is clear, be utterly ruthless,” the expert said.

    He added, “Leaking the details of the meeting might suit their agenda. They have declared they are ‘frustrated’ by this. But need attention with so much at stake with their Netflix contract soon due for renewal.”

    Harry’s top aides and the representatives to monarch had a meeting, which was held on a club terrace in London last week.

    At the peace summit, Harry was represented by his chief communications officer and head of his household in Montecito, California, Meredith Maines, as well as Liam Maguire, head of the Sussexes’ PR team in the UK.

    On the other hand, King Charles sent his communications secretary Tobyn Andreae to speak on his behalf.

    According to a source, there was no “formal agenda” to the meeting, but there were “things both sides wanted to talk about.”


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  • ‘Saiyaara’ Breaks Pre-Sales Records for Bollywood Debutant Film

    ‘Saiyaara’ Breaks Pre-Sales Records for Bollywood Debutant Film

    Yash Raj Films‘ upcoming Bollywood romantic drama “Saiyaara” has shattered advance booking records for a debutant film in India, selling over 45,000 tickets across major theater chains in its first 24 hours of pre-sales.

    The Mohit Suri-directed film, stars debutant Ahaan Panday, making his debut and emerging star Aneet Padda (Prime Video’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry”). Panday stars as Krish Kapoor, a rising musician whose raw talent and ambition set him on a collision course with the realities of the modern music industry. When Krish is introduced to Vaani (Aneet Padda), a gifted and principled songwriter, sparks fly – both creatively and personally. As their partnership deepens, so does their connection, blossoming into a romance that is as passionate as it is complicated.

    The sales figures come from the PVR-INOX and Cinepolis chains, which typically account for 60-65% of Hindi-language film revenues in India.

    The film’s marketing strategy has been notably unconventional, with the studio – known in India for both its romances and its spy universe – deliberately keeping the lead actors away from public appearances and interviews to build mystery around their debuts. Instead, the campaign has focused heavily on the film’s music and content.

    “We set out to make a very pure film and I’m happy that it is connecting with the audience and making them want to see Saiyaara,” director Mohit Suri said. “We haven’t tried to oversell the film to the audience. Our campaign has been all heart and we are very happy with the response that we have got so far.”

    The film’s soundtrack has been generating significant buzz, featuring tracks from prominent artists including Faheem-Arslan’s title track, Jubin Nautiyal’s “Barbaad,” Vishal Mishra’s “Tum Ho Toh,” Sachet-Parampara’s “Humsafar,” and Arijit Singh and Mithoon’s “Dhun,” along with reprises by Shreya Ghoshal and Shilpa Rao.

    Trade analyst Taran Adarsh noted the film’s advance success on X, writing: “What’s happening with #Saiyaara is nothing short of unprecedented. A film headlined by rank newcomers, backed only by a teaser, trailer, and a couple of songs… NO interviews, NO city visits, NO gimmicky reels – and yet, #Saiyaara is all set to shock and surprise the industry this Friday.”

    The collaboration marks the first time Yash Raj Films has worked with Suri, who previously directed successful romantic dramas including “Aashiqui 2” and “Ek Villain.” The film is produced by YRF CEO Akshaye Widhani.

    “Saiyaara” is set for worldwide theatrical release on July 18, positioning Panday as YRF’s next-generation male lead and Padda as the studio’s new heroine.

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  • CMAT talks new album, TikTok virality and her ‘unique’ origin story | Talent

    CMAT talks new album, TikTok virality and her ‘unique’ origin story | Talent

    Breakout Irish star CMAT has given the lowdown on one of the industry stories of 2025 in our huge Music Week cover story.

    The singer-songwriter, real name Ciara Mary-Alice Thompson, releases her highly-anticipated new album Euro-Country on August 29 via AWAL. 

    “This is a good album,” she told our August edition. “Life happened to me and bad things happened to me, but my creative wheels were really, really greased and my muscles were there; that’s why it’s so good. I don’t think I ever would have been able to make an album this good if I had been forced to wait to release it.”

    The 29-year-old’s viral UK hit Take A Sexy Picture Of Me became her first single chart success last month and  has become a TikTok hit with its own dance trend – the ‘Woke Macarena’ – coined by influencer Sam Morris in May. Adopters have included Julia Fox and Amelia Dimoldenberg. 

    For Thompson, the dance’s virality shows that the song’s message about the contortions women and girls put themselves through in order to be deemed attractive by society is hitting home.

    “Firstly, it’s so incongruous,” she said. “I don’t have TikTok on my phone because people were so mean to me. There were so many nasty comments about my physical appearance. That kind of stuff was the genesis of the song.”

    It’s been so valuable to know I’m not out here on my own, that I did a really good job of describing something that is difficult to describe and make someone understand

    CMAT

    Thompson has been heartened by the level to which the track has resonated. Take A Sexy Picture Of Me has topped 10 million streams on Spotify, where CMAT has amassed 2.7 million monthly listeners.

    “It’s been so valuable to know I’m not out here on my own, that I did a really good job of describing something that is difficult to describe and make someone understand,” she said. “When you’re a woman aged 18 to 25 people are really, really nice to you all the time everywhere, if you’re, you know, somewhat attractive or pretty. Then, you get to your late 20s, and suddenly all those people have just disappeared, people holding doors open for you and that kind of thing.

    “I thought, ‘I will continue to keep rapidly becoming less and less important and of less commercial value to society as I was when I was a 20-year-old girl,’ which is really fucked up and gross.” 

    On Euro-Country, Thompson also faces up to the death of a friend and the fallout from Ireland’s Celtic Tiger economic boom of the mid-1990s to mid-2000s.

    “I feel like I grew up a bit, to be frank, I went from being about 12 to being 29 overnight,” she said. “There’s just a lot going on in the world right now and it’s hard to stay apathetic. I am someone who is a pop artist and loves pop and big, stupid, escapist dance routines. But there was an element that was really falling flat, I wanted to re-centre things so it was less about my personality and more about my songwriting. It felt like a natural progression.” 

    I had a complete lack of education and was never in a scene. I’ve always been very isolated

    CMAT

    Hailing from Dunboyne, County Meath in Ireland, CMAT’s first two albums – Ivors-nominated Crazymad, For Me (22,093 UK sales, OCC) and 2022 debut If My Wife New I’d Be Dead (13,967 sales) – both topped the Irish charts. Reflecting on her unorthodox ascent in the business, she said: “I think my version of events is quite interesting, and I feel more and more like my origin story is interesting. I meet more people in music and I realise how fucking unique it is.

    “Pretty much almost everyone I know in London went to BRIT School. Off the top of my head, with the exception of a handful, people either went to BRIT School, or they got signed when they were 15. Those are the two types of musicians that are in my songwriter-y, performer-y position. And neither of those things happened to me.

    “What’s unique is that I made contact with people through the internet, I had a complete lack of education and was never in a scene. I’ve always been very isolated.”

    The full CMAT cover story is published in the latest issue of Music Week – subscribers can read it here.

     

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  • Wackadoo! Bluey kids’ music releases pass one billion audio streams | Labels

    Wackadoo! Bluey kids’ music releases pass one billion audio streams | Labels

    BBC Studios and Ludo Studio have revealed that Bluey music releases have officially surpassed one billion lifetime audio streams across all platforms. 

    Composer Joff Bush has created an array of catchy tunes and heartwarming harmonies for the hugely popular Australian kids’ animated series, which airs on Disney+ and CBeebies in the UK.

    The Bluey TV phenomenon has helped the show’s audio catalogue deliver strong streaming results and consumption has now hit a billion streams, with the Top 5 tracks as follows;

    Bluey Theme Tune, Bluey The Album  
    Dance Mode – Dance Mode!
    Bluey Theme Tune (Instrument Parade) – Bluey The Album
    Keepy Uppy – Bluey the Album 
    A Message from the Fairies (John Ryan’s Polka) – Bluey The Album 

    While Bluey has not really troubled the main UK charts (the Dance Mode! album did crack the Top 100), young fans of the show (and maybe their parents too) are driving consistent streaming with around 18.2 million streams for the Bluey Theme Tune in the UK alone (Official Charts Company). On Spotify, there are 126m global streams across two versions of the theme tune.

    Bluey The Album, released via Crimson and Demon Music, has UK sales to date 48,280 since 21, including 10,243 physical copies, 1,254 downloads and 36,784 sales-equivalent streams.

    In 2024, the Bluey: Rug Island album reached the top spot on the Kids Album Chart and the Soundtrack Album Chart in the US.

    (L-R) Dominic Walker, director, radio & music, Adrian Sear, Demon Music Group commercial director and Nick Baxter, head of music partnerships

    For Record Store Day this year, Demon Music released a vinyl single of Burger Dog from the series.

    Ben Stanley, head of product, marketing and licensing at Demon Music, said: “With over a billion streams and counting, Joff Bush’s vibrant compositions have become the joyful heartbeat of Bluey’s world. His music continues to resonate everywhere, enriching the series with depth, charm, and unforgettable melodies.” 

    The Bluey music team won the 2024 Screen Music Award for Best Music For Children’s Programming for the special episode The Sign. Additionally, Dance Mode! took home Best Children’s Album at the 2024 ARIA Awards in Australia. 

     

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  • Foodie Finland: the best restaurants and cafes in Helsinki | Helsinki holidays

    Foodie Finland: the best restaurants and cafes in Helsinki | Helsinki holidays

    Unexpectedly, porridge is a Finnish obsession, available in petrol stations, schools and on national airline flights. But Helsinki’s gastronomic offerings are a lot wilder, featuring reindeer, moose, pike perch, salmon soup, herring, seaweed – and even bear meat. And from summer into autumn, Finns’ deep affinity with nature blossoms, fusing local organic produce with foraged berries and mushrooms. This inspires menus to feature whimsical fusions of textures and flavours, all straight from the land.

    Garlanded with superlatives, from “friendliest” and “happiest” to “world’s most sustainable city”, this breezy Nordic capital is fast catching up on its foodie neighbours. Enriched by immigrant chefs, the youthful, turbocharged culinary scene now abounds in excellent mid-range restaurants with affordable tasting menus – although wine prices are steep (from €10/£8.60 for a 120ml glass). Vegan and vegetarian alternatives are omnipresent, as are non-alcoholic drinks, many berry based. Tips are unnecessary, aesthetics pared down, locals unostentatious and dining starts early, at 5pm. And, this being Finland, you can digest your meal in a sauna, whether at an island restaurant (Lonna) or high in the sky on the Ferris wheel (SkySauna).

    Eat, sweat, swim – go Finn!

    Nolla

    Nolla has a Michelin green star. Photograph: Nikola Tomevski

    Top of the table in zero-waste cred is pioneering Nolla (meaning “zero”), which even boasts a designer composter in one corner. It serves regularly changing taster menus (four courses €59, six courses €69) in an old townhouse with a relaxed, hip vibe. Led by Catalan chef and co-owner Albert Franch Sunyer, the 70-seater espouses localism and upcycling: staff uniforms are made from old curtains and sheets, while the base of a wine bottle becomes a butter dish. Nothing goes to waste, whether leftover bread or used coffee grounds (an ingredient in a roasted hay ice-cream). Goose is a recent innovation, roasted deliciously with honey turnips, parsnip puree and hazelnut crumble, while Finncattle carpaccio with a radish and tomato harissa dressing brings an exotic hit. With a Michelin green star, Nolla’s easygoing atmosphere and strict environmental policies make it a winner.
    restaurantnolla.com

    Muru

    Not far from Nolla, in the popular central area, is long-standing Muru, one of the first French-style bistros in Helsinki. Masterminded by award-winning sommelier Samuil Angelov, it’s intimate, with a slightly worn, rustic edge and eccentricities that stretch to a wine store at the top of a vertiginous ladder. The changing menus (four courses €59, two courses €39) are chalked on a blackboard in Finnish, which any waiter will translate – English is virtually a second language in Helsinki. Depending on the season, you might indulge in a starter of lavaret (freshwater fish) with pickled cucumber, radishes and dill flower, a nettle risotto with rhubarb and parmesan (risottos are Muru’s speciality) and end with a luscious pannacotta and strawberry dessert.
    murudining.fi

    The Room

    A gilded turnip at The Room, where ‘gold rules’. Photograph: Fiona Dunlop

    This is where the Middle East comes to Finland – dramatically. Cloistered in a curtained room, 14 diners sit around a kitchen bar to watch Kurdish chef Kozeen Shiwan enact his gastronomic life story. This is represented by 14 meticulously conjured courses – from a single richly decorated olive (“Made in Suleymaniah) to a spicy quail’s leg buried in flowers (“Flora’s Quail”). Each dish is introduced by the chef’s witty patter. Gold rules, too, whether in Kozeen’s teeth, his necklace, or encasing a platter of glittering potatoes baked with amba sauce and roe before they sink into a mayo, saffron and olive oil sauce. It’s a memorable dining performance (€159), but make sure Kozeen is present on the night you book, and choose wine by the glass rather than the €119 wine pairing.
    kozeenshiwan.com

    Finlandia Hall

    Alvar Aalto’s monumental Finlandia Hall. Photograph: Fiona Dunlop

    Nobody can visit Helsinki without paying homage to Alvar Aalto (1898-1976), the groundbreaking architect and designer who brought functionalism to Finland. After three years of renovation, his monumental Finlandia Hall, an events centre which opened in 1971, now includes a sleekly designed bistro and a cafe. Everything in the building is by Aalto, from lighting to furniture and brass fittings, explained in an illuminating permanent exhibition. On the food front, the bistro (open for dinner Thursday to Saturday) offers typically creative Nordic cuisine with Mediterranean accents (four courses €59, six courses €69, plus à la carte) in a moody interior. For more luminosity, or for lunch, head for Finlandia Café&Wine (open all week), with terrace views over the bay. Self-service snacks and drinks are backed up by a daily lunch special (€14.70) or a copious breakfast (€19.90) – porridge included, of course.
    finlandiatalo.fi

    Nokka

    Warehouse spaciousness … Nokka. Photograph: Fiona Dunlop

    Down on the south harbour, beside a stretch of other eateries, Nokka’s spacious warehouse is full of nautical artefacts and enlarged sketches of wild animals. The philosophy of chef-founder Ari Ruoho, a keen hunter and fisher, is to bring Finland’s peerless “wild nature” on to the plate, nose to tail. Apart from the wild meat, there is a huge emphasis on organic vegetables. There are three menus (four courses €89, vegetarian €74, eight courses from €129) and à la carte options. The smoked bream mousse starter with pickled cucumber, cucumber sorbet and a crispbread combining fish skin with dried roe and pumpkin seeds (€24) is a revelation, as is tender roasted reindeer, seasonal vegetables and roast potatoes with grated elk heart. This is ambitious, perfectly honed food that easily justifies its Michelin green star.
    nokkahelsinki.fi

    Lonna

    Lonna restaurant. Photograph: Fiona Dunlop

    Several thousand islands speckle the Gulf of Finland, so there’s no excuse not to hop on a ferry for a 10-minute ride to Lonna island. Here, recycling comes with a twist, as ageing military structures now house an eponymous restaurant with bar and terrace overlooking the Baltic. Add to that a beach, a sleekly designed sauna and views to Helsinki and you have a bucolic escape. The 60-seater Lonna restaurant is low key, with bare brick walls and gorgeous Finnish tableware, and is open May to September. Excellent-value menus (three courses €39) change monthly, offering local organic produce and plentiful vegetarian options, such as oyster mushrooms with barley and smoked tomato, or a meaty option such as organic pork with bok choi and trout roe.
    lonna.fi

    Bona Fide

    A tomato salad at Bona Fide. Photograph: Fiona Dunlop

    In an elegant residential neighbourhood, this quirky little restaurant offers a four-course menu (€48) tweaked every few weeks. “We do what’s in season, using French technique and good ingredients from abroad, and only wild game or fish,” says Ilpo Vainonen, one of the two young chefs who are co-owners with sommelier and manager Johan Borgar. Like many of their peers, they make their own bread, which comes with a black olive dip. Every dish is presented superbly: try a starter combining fresh and semi-dried tomatoes framed by hazelnuts, cream cheese and tiny cherries, or an ice-cream in a puddle of olive oil served with a pan of stone fruits poached in rum syrup. Suddenly, a spoonful of raspberry sorbet coated in pink peppercorn appears. Divine.
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    Lunch on the run…

    Salami sliced … a reindeer-meat snack at Market Hall. Illustration: Fiona Dunlop

    As most of the restaurants above open for dinner only, lunch during Helsinki’s summer is all about outdoor grazing. Ice-cream kiosks dot the city, while numerous lippakioski (wooden kiosks dating from the 1920s) provide drinks and snacks. Countless cafes include quaint Café Regatta, an old waterside fisher’s shack with terrace. The touristy Market Hall offers wide-ranging choices, from reindeer salami and salmon soup to Asian fast food. Inside Oodi, Helsinki’s spectacular central library, you can enjoy a bargain set lunch or take snacks on to the panoramic terrace. And as everyone has the right to forage, for dessert head for Central Park to fill your pockets.

    The trip was provided by Visit Finland and Helsinki Partners. Rooms at NH Collection Helsinki Grand Hansa start at €150 room-only in August

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  • Pan by Michael Clune review – a stunning debut of teen psychosis | Fiction

    Pan by Michael Clune review – a stunning debut of teen psychosis | Fiction

    The narrator of American nonfiction author Michael Clune’s first novel is the 15-year-old Nicholas, who lives with his father in a housing development so cheap and deracinated it inspires existential terror. It’s a place exposed to “the raw death of the endless future, which at night in the midwest in winter is sometimes bare inches above the roofs”. Just as frightening is Nicholas’s sense that “anything can come in”. One day in January, what comes into Nicholas is the god Pan – a possessing, deranging, life-threatening spirit. Or that, anyhow, is how Nicholas comes to interpret his increasingly disabling anxiety.

    Pan is remarkable for the honesty of its treatment of both mental illness and adolescence. It shows more successfully than any other book I’ve read how these can be experienced as black magic – indeed, it allows that they might be black magic. Nicholas successfully prophesies trivial events (the wind rising, someone saying the word “diabetes”) and is haunted by a dead mouse’s squeak. Another boy finds a means of divination in a schlock fantasy novel. Even the pop anthem More Than a Feeling is a path to the uncanny; it’s a song with “a door in the middle of it … like the door on a UFO”. Nicholas becomes convinced that he is perpetually at risk of leaving his body – specifically, that his “looking/thinking could pour or leap out” of his head – and his friends, also being 15 years old, are ready to believe it, too. They are easy prey for Ian, a college-age man who sets himself up as a small-time cult leader among these high-school kids. Ian particularly targets Nicholas, telling him that only they are capable of real thoughts; the others in the group are “Hollows” who have “Solid Mind”, a deterministic mentality with no animating self. “The sound of words from a Hollow mouth,” says Ian, “contains an abyss.” Soon the group is staging rituals incorporating sex, drugs and animal sacrifice.

    Meanwhile, Nicholas loses his ability to sleep and spirals toward psychosis. Clune is brilliant on the loss of control and exaggeration of terror that follows. Falling out of your face can be transcendence, but can also represent extinction. When Nicholas sees a black-and-white photograph of a group of long-dead priests, he reflects: “Now they’d all stepped out of their faces … The faces hung there like rows of empty sneakers in a shop window. The priests had stepped out.” At his hardware-store job, Nicholas sees the racks of garden tools and realises, “These are animals too … These are the husks, the waiting bodies, the body traps of animals.” He knows that if he stares at the hand spades and rotary tillers long enough, he can inhabit them; even household objects now have a door in the middle of them. Nicholas’s reality becomes fluid. Among his friends, he becomes the object of semi‑religious, semi-voyeuristic fascination. What is truly remarkable here is that the extravagance feels meticulously true to a certain state of altered consciousness. I doubt that anyone has had Nicholas’s exact experiences, or even ones that resemble them in obvious ways. Still, anyone who has experienced mental illness – and many who have just been 15 years old – will find even Clune’s most phantasmagoric pages uncannily familiar.

    There are trade-offs to fiction that strives to be honest. Here, one is that the other characters never fully become people. They’re external experiences that inform the way Nicholas relates to his own mind, and it’s often very credible that they are “Hollows” with no real consciousness. This may be a truthful depiction of the isolation characteristic of extreme mental states. It also means the story is unrelentingly solipsistic. The plot centres on inner epiphanies. While these present themselves as life-saving answers, they all turn out to be brief respites, some evanescing so quickly that they’re forgotten seconds later. It’s no surprise that Sisyphus appears as a reference here. This is certainly true both of coping with mental illness and surviving adolescence. It also risks making the reader feel as if we’re going nowhere.

    But this is not really to criticise the book: it’s just to say what it is and isn’t. A reader who approaches Pan expecting the usual rewards of a coming-of-age story will be sorely disappointed. It offers not answers but visions; not growth but lambent revelation; not closure but openings. “Good writing,” Nicholas tells us, is “the careful, painstaking replacement of each part of this world with a part that [looks] the same, but [is] deeper, more mysterious, richer.” This feels like a fair description of Clune’s own process, with the proviso that he is not replacing but supplementing; not substituting for reality, but adding to it. Nicholas ends his inner journey without arriving at the cure he has been pursuing. But when we close the book, we find ourselves in a larger world.

    Pan by Michael Clune is published by Fern Press (£16.99). To support the Guardian, order your copy at guardianbookshop.com. Delivery charges may apply.

    In the UK, Samaritans can be contacted on 116 123 or email jo@samaritans.org. You can contact the mental health charity Mind by calling 0300 123 3393 or visiting mind.org.uk

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  • Young pair of rare endangered hyenas arrive at zoo

    Young pair of rare endangered hyenas arrive at zoo

    Lisa Young

    BBC News, South West

    Helen Black Photography Flo and Quinn are lying along side each other with their heads pointing in the same direction. One has upright ears while the other has one slightly floppy ear. Their long ruffs are pale brown and the fur on their bodies is darker brown. Their eyes and noses look dark brown or black. They are lying on a bed of twigs. Helen Black Photography

    Brown hyenas are reported to be housed in only two zoos in the UK

    A young pair of one of the world’s rarest carnivores has arrived at a Cornish zoo.

    Newquay Zoo said it was the only zoo in the south-west of England and one of two zoos in the UK to house endangered brown hyenas, also known as strandwolves.

    Flo and Quinn, a sibling pair aged just under two years old, arrived from Hamerton Zoo Park in Cambridgeshire on Wednesday.

    Newquay Zoo’s curator of plants and animals John Meek said: “For people to be able to see them up close is a powerful reminder of why zoo conservation matters.”

    Helen Black Photography Quinn is looking at the camera and appears to be sitting down. We can see his head and shoulders. He has large upright ears that have pale long hair in from of them. His face is dark brown and his eyes and nose look shiny and black. His ruff is made of long pale brown hair and what we can see of his body is dark brown long fur. Helen Black Photography

    Mr Meek says Quinn is one of the rarest species of hyena

    “They are one of Africa’s least understood carnivores – shy, solitary and beautifully adapted for survival in some of the toughest environments on Earth,” he added.

    He said brown hyenas (Parahyaena brunnea) were the rarest of the four hyena species, with as few as 5,000 estimated to remain in the wild, in southern Africa.

    Mr Meek explained the species played “a crucial role in maintaining ecosystem health as nature’s clean-up crew” because they ate carcasses that prevented disease spread and helped recycle nutrients back into the environment.

    Helen Black Photography Flo is looking at the camera and appears to be standing. She has one upright ear and the other is slightly floppy. Her face is dark brown and she has brown eyes and a dark brown shiny nose. She has long black whiskers and her long fur is a mix of tan and dark brown.Helen Black Photography

    Flo is one of the sibling pair moved from Hamerton Park Zoo

    He described brown hyenas as “perfectly adapted scavengers”, which ate almost every part of a carcass, including bone, while also supplementing their diet with fruit, eggs and insects.

    Flo and Quinn had been housed in the old lion enclosure, he added, where their habitat included shelter areas, naturalistic landscaping and space for enrichment opportunities to encourage natural behaviours.

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