PARTLY FACETIOUS: Gongloo league’s failure – Opinion

“The cries of unfairness by the courts with respect to retaining the bat symbol by the party of The Man Who Must Remain Nameless….”

“Are emanating from the Gongloo League.”

“Gongloo in Punjabi, as in shalgham in Urdu, and turnip in English.”

“Yes.”

”I reckon you are referring to the Nawaz gang as gongloo league, but…but why?”

“Two reasons first the physical…